Exactly what makes my roommates the stupidest people in Germany and possibly the world as a whole

Before I begin I want everyone to know that none of this has been fabricated or exaggerated. My roommates are truthfully stupid filthy losers.

• Just today I came home to find soap in the sink and in splotches all over the counter, however all the same dirty dishes were sitting on the counter where they have been for anywhere between 1 day to 2 weeks. There were no clean dishes anywhere in sight. Which begs the question, What exactly is going on here with all this soap?
• However, if someone were to wash dishes there would be no where to put them because the same dishes have been sitting in the dish drain for about 2 weeks now, probably the last time anyone that is not me did dishes. The dishes in the dish drain have now become the prime fruit fly hangout, personally I would wash them again. Ofcourse they wont since they have enough trouble getting dishes washed in the first place.
• The bottles of oil and the pan that were passive aggressively moved from the counter (where they sat for 1 week) to the floor on or around December 18th are still sitting there.
• Dishes passive aggressively moved from the counter onto the stove on top of a baking sheet a few days ago have now been passive aggressively relocated to the kitchen table where they will probably sit for all of eternity.
• The colander (why a colander?) full of onions (why so many onions?) sitting on the table was covered in fruit flies for about 3 days until someone decided to do something about it. How does my brilliant roommate solve this problem? She puts a cloth over the onions. Honey! Its a colander, its full of holes, infact all those tiny fruit-fly-sized holes is the defining characteristic of a colander. Do you think the fruit flies aren't going to find their way in? Quick check under the cloth... What do you know, fruit flies!
• The whole point of the compost bin, other than the spawning of millions of fruit flies, is to put food garbage in. Why then is there bread, rotting lemons, tea bags and containers of yoghurt sitting out in the open in the recycling bin? Are you trying to make it easier for the fruit flies?

And that's as much ridiculousness that I can bear to list right now. More later...

But seriously what don't the Germans understand about passive aggressive behavior? Ja, passiv aggressiv? Either do something obnoxiously passive aggressive in return or do something with your damn dishes!