They're all just jealous!

So what you have a pirate party, and then an M party (everyone has to dress up as something that starts with the letter M) and then an Aladdin party and suddenly everyone thinks your a bit strange.

Somebody asked us last week if we were capable of having a non-themed party. So now we're thinking the next theme party should be, "This party has no theme." That or we were thinking a mime party. How creepy would it be to see 20 people all hanging out in black with white face paint?

But honestly they're just jealous. They wish their costume-less BBQs could be half as cool as our costume-erific ones. You should see the looks we get.

The M party was the best however. Its perfectly normal to dress up as Miss Piggy, Marshall Mathers with measles, a Mule, a Mummy, Marijuana, a Marine or like me a bottle of water (trust me it fit the theme). If only I could post pictures...

Football isn't coming home...

Stupid Italy.

One corner kick and suddenly I'm out a pitcher of beer and the opportunity to dress up in black, red and yellow and pretend I'm German.

I even had dem Herz in der Hand and der Leidenshaft im Bein. I guess there is always 2010.

But mathematically speaking Germany should have won. Deutschland won the cup in 1954, 1974 and 1990.

54 X 74 - 1990 = 2006

I'm not kidding you, check the math for yourself if you want.