This one is for Lindsey(bella)

Hope you enjoy...

So I'm watching Dane Cook's Vicious Circle DVD for the second time. Its not that funny. So why am I watching it again you might ask? Basically because I live my life by Arrested Development quotes and "It never hurts to double check."

And so yeah, not that funny. Mostly he thinks he's really funny, which makes him much less funny than he otherwise would be. He's like Jimmy Fallon who could never make it through one single Weekend Update on SNL without laughing about how funny he thinks he's being. Get over yourself. We get it you're funny. You talk, I'll laugh.

See this, among a plethora of other reasons, is why I'm not a comedian. I can't say things that I think are funny without laughing hysterically. Which is probably why people don't think I'm as funny as I think I am. If they could only hear what I'm trying to say, well then they'd be laughing too.

Jim Gaffigan however is funny. Very, very funny... YouTube him if you aren't already aware of how funny he is. I can't program a VCR, I'm here to help. Where would you like me to stand terrified? Because that will be my contribution.

Also if I were a comedian I wouldn't spell it comedienne. Because thats just stupid.